International Women's Day

                                                       
As today is International women's day it is only fit to right about women wouldn't you think? the question is am i in the mood to just write, say why i like them, or complain about them?

I mean ok some of them are as awesome as dragons but some also have the tendencies to eat their young right? they nag about the toilet seat being up whilst it takes less than a second to just bring it down ( a man should have the equal right to whine about the toilet seat being down if they are among the lazy majority that doesn't bother aiming or putting it back down) , they talk a lot, do not always make sense , of course i am generalizing here which is probably not the best thing to do but i will hopefully rectify that by the end of the post.

In many societies they are programmed to not stand up for themselves and to be nothing short of a household object if not a slave for the convenience of " the man of the house" which is not necessarily the husband in most cases it starts of with the father and brothers too, they are expected to weigh on the males of the house hold at all times and take up all household tasks from cleaning the yard to bringing a glass of water, they are paid less, thought of as incompetent , many would argue that they do not even have the full mental capacity of a man, they  do not have the same rights as a man and are not offered the same opportunities ,slaves, sex objects, machines are often the duties of a woman.

now these are just a few facts not my personal opinion just yet.

They are bossy and clean they know everything about everything, emotional, fatal at times, drive you absolutely loopy, will eat your fries and most likely any chocolate you have hidden, they will ignore you and confuse you they will make you doubt yourself and change you, and many have jumped of bridges because of a woman.



But see the thing is none of that is right and not all of it is negative, if you thought of humanity as a sun or a planet women would be the warm core that fuels the entire life of that place, they are bossy because we often lack direction and have no idea what we are doing so it is a way of helping us reach our possible potential , they know everything because we don't and lets face it it is good to have a woman around that will ask for directions when you are being too stubborn to do it, they will ignore you and confuse you and drive you nuts mostly because they like you and don't know what to do with that ( sometimes it is because you are a good man sometimes it is because you aren't the result isn't that much difference "why" is a big factor )


We all know that women bring life in to existence with birth and all that, but personally i think it has more to do with the raising than the physical act of giving birth, they bring out the life that god created inside of you and mold it into the greatness that it can be that is bringing life out in to the world, also for the lucky few that are able to meet a woman that reignites life within the depths of one's soul and unzombify the person one that shines the light on the colors and cranks up the volume of life's music.

They are capable of making a true difference not in one person's life but an entire generation if not 3.

Women are smart amazing beautiful ( not all but you get the gist of it ) and we should appreciate their efforts more now personally i think having a day for that is not good enough it changes nothing after all a woman gets mothers day valentines day birthdays name days other occasions where they should be pampered to the  maximum but the truth is that is all not necessary , if you have a good woman in your life show her that you care make the effort every single day if you are too tired use small gesters just make her know you care and celebrate her existence in your life because we aren't all that lucky.

and for heaven's sake tell the women in your life you love them!

so how to treat a woman is a subject for another post but it is really a lifestyle or personality trait if you will, in saying that it does not eliminate the fact that they are cheeky buggers!

on that note I would like to say thank you to Amy, Taneisha, Marie, Sandra, Darls,  I am grateful to have you in my life and love you all in your own way more than i can express.

Happy women's day to you all!

p.s: I had plenty more to say but i forgot it so maybe next year

Dragon

Dragons, big sometimes slimey smooth reptilian gigantic Massive Intelligent wise creatures, some would say they are mythical some would say magical we can all agree there is an air of magnificent mystique that surrounds a dragon or even the idea of one( unless you are one of the few grumpy people that do not believe in the possibility of dragons then you just suck)

To me dragons are magical they represent power and wisdom, they represent believing that everything is possible also the innate power of  inner strength, I also think they provide guidance through rough times.
there are a few amazing people that have a vibrant dragon within that you can not help but sense a dragon that can not only guide them but you too.

dragons also make good pets, it is a nightmare if you are taking it to the park for potty purposes a big shovel will be required but if you train it well enough you will be able to get it to fly over to someone you don't like's house and do their business airborne , that is especially funny if the person has a pool. Of course the only problem with that is if you are the only one in the neighborhood that owns a dragon.

they are also a very good alarm system, if you do not have anything cooking in the kitchen and you start to smell something burning it is safe to assume that someone's pants are on fire, it is known that dragons have a good sense of humor so they will not hesitate to fake sleeping then setting someone's pants/shirt/hat on fire.

on that note they are good for economic heating because the dragon feeds on unwanted pets that wonder on to your property so you do not have to worry about feeding it and makes it warmer for drying your clothes, they also provide a fast mean of transportation with the lack of parking space and gas price problem to deal with, many locations may request a roof parking permit but it can be settled easily once your dragon shows its shiny teeth.

they also are good for getting in shape if your dragon is feeling up to it they can fake wrestle with you to provide you with   a work out.

in conclusion dragons are completely awesome

you should get one from your nearest dragon retailer!

potential little things that make a difference

This was mentioned in a previous blog so i figured why not make an actual list, and why don't you add to it with me?



opening the door , brownie points if you open the door to someone with their hands full , and your elderly neighbor will put a good word in for you with the other youngins if you hold the door for them, this includes elevator doors.

smile to people and stop being a grump, you'll get smiled at when you need it.

try to be as kind as possible

say thank you even when you don't need to , its nice to make someone feel appreciated.

clean up after yourself at a fast food place yes people are paid to do it but is it really going to take up so much of your time? do it!

if you take something from the shop floor and changed your mind try to put it back where you found it

leave a tip if the place is good, leave a tip even if the food is bad as long as your waiter is good, leave a tip even if the waiter is bad they might just be having a bad day.


* added by the lovely Darls
talk to random old people, they're quite often lonely and you'll see their face brighten with happiness.. plus.. they tell AWESOME stories about their lives. A 5 minute chat with an elderly person can make the difference between just another lonely day and a bright moment in their life they will think back on and smile about :)


since the elderly have been brought up it is only appropriate to mention getting items from higher shelf or at least trying to if you are old like me, giving them your place on a busy bus/train/dragon/flying ape


if they have to ask you for help do not behave like an ignorant eejit do not whine do not huff do not puff even if you are tired help them get up or walk to the bathroom or sit down or whatever it is with a KIND SMILE on your face because it took a lot for them to ask for help honor their pride and be a good person.


if you see an injured bunny or bird fight the urge to ring its neck and make stew, instead take it to the vet if you can't afford to take it to a shelter, if you know how to heal the wound do it yourself.


Note:
I am not preaching I either do or will do every single thing that is mentioned on this list.






talking ill of people behind their back does not speak highly of you, even if you would say the same thing to their face it still gives a bad impression, now don't get me wrong i am by no means a perfectionist the reality of the matter is that we all do it however there is a difference between doing it every now and again, doing it at the heat of the moment and doing it constantly with the simple pathetic excuse or justification in my opinion which is " because i can".

People are a wee bit testy today usually i don't mind this but someone being rude just because they don't like you for no particular reason is well ... i am inclined to say not nice but that is not the case i mean there are plenty of people i just don't like for no reason what so ever but you have to at least try to maintain respect till they behave too annoying to ignore otherwise it is just ill mannered , it is kind of ironic that it is the little things that tell more about a person than the bigger things.

pause for cake


ok the best beverage to have with cake ( yes i tasted every single one of them till i found the one that tasted ok enough ) is not wine it is milk cold semi skimmed milk .

ok back to what i was saying, what was i rambling about? oh little things tell you more about a person like hmmm lets see like what, this could be a list that i keep coming back to an adding , so like any little rituals they have some people for example collect broken/mutated/deformed/special shells at the beach whilst others will only take home the complete/close to perfect ones, the way you talk to anyone who is considered an employee of yours even if temporary, how you treat the taxi driver or the door man, id go as far as how you treat strangers and animals especially animals.

since i am losing my track of thought by you tube videos i will conclude with saying what you do reflects on you and only you so if you are going to treat people like shit for no reason they wont make much of it but you keep it up and you will find yourself all alone because complete arses alienate people as do people with no sense of humour and people that take too things way too seriously, and i am not talking about the few that are not real arses the ones with a soft lovely inside that they are trying to protect im pretty much referring to the ones that forget to think before uttering bullshyte.

anyway Caaaaaake

The bunny

                                                                           The Bunny

Marie introduced me to this song and I must say before i listened to it the first thing that came to my mind was that succulent flavor of malt and chocolate combined in that crunchy tiny Maltesers bunny it is just so divine! yes i know i sound somewhat gay saying this but you know what? i dont care it is THAT good, so maybe some would describe me as a chocolate addict because i need my caffeine fix but in my defense it tastes much much much better than coffee I am certain you would agree with me, and then you taste the maltesers bunny it is like the french saying take that svitzerland! you think you can beat us viz chocolat well no! cest impossible ve have THE BUNNY! haha ( in a french accent of course)

so seriously if you have not tried it what the hell are you still waiting for of course it could be just in England but somehow i find it very doubtful that such an amazing bunny would not be an international phenomena , I realize it may be a mistake admitting this in open considering it is one of my weaknesses of course if presented with a big bunny i will probably do anything you ask or just about anything you ask , i still will not go and cheer for man united or say that they are  the best team or any silly things like that but ill erm iron your clothes and wash your car? I am sure an agreement can be easily arranged.

I might have been a bit cheeky and called 2 of my friends and ordered the same egg twice however the problem is not the egg being made available it is if they can fight the temptation and keep their hands of it till i claim back my precious eggs, no i am not obsessed with eggs nor Easter i wouldn't particularly say that chocolate is an obsession either, since I am training my body to eat less and less which I am hating but hey I lost 4 pounds this week so that is good!( considering all the junk i ate).

But you see here is the thing I don't really celebrate my birthday nobody remembers it unless i've gone on and on about it other than my dad and my x mother, and thus i rarely get presents or get presents that i do not want and the person who got them ( x mother/biological mother) knows i strongly dislike the item/object so I don't really celebrate that much, one could argue that its ok because a couple of days after it is Halloween which is true there is plenty of Halloween candy lying about however the problem with Halloween is that i live in England where it is either celebrated with a party at school for the kidlings or an outing with alcamahol and dressing up for the fake kidlings such as myself known to others as pretendy adults also known as adults with a very active controlling inner child that takes over the adult body ( no complaints!) so since I do not drink alcamahol the outing is less fun and as always I am the responsible friend that keeps the weirdo's of the girls and the guys of the floor ( and the girls of the dancing pole before the DJ starts commenting), and here in lies the reason why I Absolutely Adore Easter, now i am not diminishing or belittling the religious side of it I would go to church and do that side if I am with a person that does that even if I am a Muslim out of respect for the holiday and my partner.

and so in conclusion Chocolate+holiday= a quite content me , especially since they get cheaper just after thus I have quite a few eggs to enjoy, sadly not this year if the eggs still exist I won't see them till somewhere between June-August , and at the rate I am going thankfully with weight loss I will feel too bad about spoiling what I've lost and ill just look at them!

but not the bunny!

singing

I love to do it.


Thats it

Randomness

Randomness randomness randomness don't you just love it? I know that I do, so my week has been good for literally  a week as in the entire 7 days which has not happened at all for over a year now ( which is sufficient proof that the person that departed my house last Thursday is indeed a succubus of joy!and disowning my family was a good move that is worth the hassle)

The weather yesterday was quite random and i loved every second of it, dark gloomy with a cool breeze and fake rain, i call it fake rain because the sky spitting every minute or so is not really considered raining, actually it is not considered raining unless you need to cover your head get under an umbrella or get the urge to dance in my opinion anyway, so i had a nice long walk in that weather reminded me of home, which was nice considering i was talking to my brother till 2 am the night before, the wee( by wee i mean miniature giant) bastard moved up north( yes i live in the north he moved further north where everything underneath is considered the south!) 2 years ago so we don't get to hang out as often as we did but he did come to see me the day i shipped out to Africa which was quite awesome.

A few days ago somebody from university messaged me with a sheet of analysis of amplification products for 2 VNTR's asking for help now I have not even read anything to do with genetics for the last 8 months, my brain has been wired to damage control and attempts at fixing and reconstruction of myself which is a story for another blog, anyway this random message had me automatically solving the issue as if it was second nature, i guess i didn't know how much i missed genetic work and how much i know that i didn't think stuck to my brain all those hours of pretending to read and learn! but that now semi-confirms the masters i want to do in genetic medicine if they have it in the university i have in mind that is fingers crossed since i will be applying this time next year hopefully.

lets see i am getting better at not getting immediately killed in COD that is partially because i stay in one corner though and let them come to me they still manage to kill me sadly , but on a better note it is almost EASTER!!! and i stumbled on the 1 kilo asda easter egg which of course i went and ordered lets hope nobody eats it before i get to it otherwise blood shall be shed!

and now i forgot what i wanted to say so i shall end this post






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