Sunday, 16 May 2010

an opening read

35 Things a Girl ProbablyDoesn’t Know, or pretends to not know as we know girls know everything....

1- Just because it has a Penis does not mean that it is a man, behaviour determines a man not anatomy.

2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. ( They will also fall asleep thinking of How they can make her Happy )

3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.( Especially that smile that penetrates all defence systems and warms your very core like an ice cream with a fever )

4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.( Hello ! HEYYYY!!! Im right here cant you see me ? no? well ill just send you glasses or a telescope shall i? )

5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. ( personally I don’t think of that as a method I go for the let her complain to you no matter how much you hate it or it hurts you because you are friends to begin with and comforting her always comes prior to any personal wants or hopes )

6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.( not necessarily a guy who likes you wants to talk to you as much as reality can allow but also respects that you have other men in your life )

7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.( ermmmmm yes true , not our fault you don’t always mean what you say or say what you mean or well its one of them!)

8. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.(now you know this I might have to kill you )

9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.( that is absolutely not an invitation for you to try you cheeky cheeky git !)

10. Girls are guys' weaknesses.( every Man has ONE lady that is his weakness)

11. Guys are very open about themselves.( not if they’re a Scorpio)

12. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.( but we let you anyway because it makes you feel better)

13. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.( pffffft)

14. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.( if only you knew how much )

15. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful.If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.( you might want to remember that ladies )

16. No matter how much some guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.( always has been always will be )

17. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.( they also worry about the thin line that caring and protectiveness may appear to be obsession )

18. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.( days actually and it drives one insane )

19. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.( and will often regret it until reassured there is no need to )

20. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.( or may have another motive, or you he is beyond in to you and you make him feel exceptional )

21. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.( by crazy it means you occupy every thought in his brain anything he thinks about does lead to you and somehow the whole future can literally go blank in ones head if your not in it )

22. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."( not in my case it actually means go away or ill chew your head off )

23. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.( it sometimes means he is letting you in and giving you liberty to ask which can be terrifying especially knowing the risk of rejection goes hand in hand )

24. When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.( unless your'e unfortunate enough to have an opinionated fella fall for you where he will just tell you why your'e beautiful till you stop saying you aren't)

25.When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.( often not something perverted as most would think )

26. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.( and will make sure to resolve them before they are noticeable )

27. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.(if a guy really likes you can be a snob you can be in the highest tower with the best defence mechanisms that ever existed also known as protective walls , if he really genuinely likes you it wont stand in his way and he will only try harder to reach you )

28. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys. ( to girls not to other guys , you know you have some female friends that can give you the female insight on things that kind of thing..)

29. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.( they also understand that even if they don’t know it there is a logic behind the unpredictable confusion and decisions , ok well maybe not all of them but some)

30. A guy would give his right nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.( yeah erm not really )

31. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.( again not an invitation )

32. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesn’t mean he represents ALL of us.( just because one woman plunged our heart from our chest chopped it to pieces with a poisonous knife rubbed it in the dirt spit on it cooked it then served it to us on a plate , doesn’t mean we think your all as mentally heartless or emotionally retarded )

33. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs.

34. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts.( that would depend on the guy , personally if I let you as much as touch me that means I must really like you )

35. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible .( he wont let you know that he is sacrificing sleep and health in case you try to stop him )

36. if a guy says he wants to talk to you and you know he wants to talk to you but you find him too quiet , he isn't ignoring you he just doesn't know what to say in case he says something wrong or something that will make you like him less .